High praise: The correct ingredients of bottom

In the event that I ever die, I want you to volunteer to write my eulogy. And what I want you to do is just plagiarize this section of Sly Stone's liner notes from Dance To The Music, plugging my name in for Larry Graham's:

I am grateful to Larry Graham who constantly adds the correct ingredients of bottom whether it be on stage, in the studio, or swappin' fives on a street corner. Larry can sing anything, play anything and do anything. Larry is as funky as nine cans of wet magic shave. Gone Larry!