Borderscam

Yes: the clerk had to put it somewhere. That is true.




A juvenile sense of humor is a terrible thing to waste.

UPS Storecam

Hyphenmania!

Makes you wonder whether a corporate memo mentioned the importance of getting the Thank-Yous out on deadline.

You're-welcome, Citizen-Murphy! Come-again!

Fridgecam

I can appreciate that the Tropicana people have real influence on my family's insides, and if you give them enough credit for good intention, that it could even be called "nurturing."

What are they doing to the outside of my family?