The cruddy portfolio.


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The cruddy portfolio.

Like many of us, I'm constantly refining the Web site. Make it shine! Make it sparkle! Get that old thing out of here! Make way for the new thing! Like Caden Cotard's play, as it grows to resemble my life on a 1:1 ratio, it's never quite done.

Eventually, my wife says to me, she says, I know you're constantly mucking around with that thing, but you should at least keep your work online where people can see it, dummy. I says, hey, don't call me dummy, and if I just stick a gallery of stuff up it'll look cruddy. And she says what's worse, dummy, a cruddy portfolio or no portfolio at all?

Hence: the cruddy portfolio. Navigation is on your left. Welcome.

There's some overlap: a poster that features an illustration will appear both in "posters" and in "illustration."